Bin Thinking About Joining the Ranks of Green Heroes ; the Old Romantics

Lincolnshire Echo › February 10, 2010

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STATTO: What are you doing? STU: I'm watching a wildlife documentary. It's about Black Widow spiders. Apparently, after they've mated, the female kills and eats the male.

Statto: Yeah, I know. Stu: You'd have thought the males would have cottoned on by now! Just goes to show doesn't it? Statto: What? Stu: That whatever the species, blokes just don't talk to each other about relationships! If it was the other way round, and the blokes ate the women, minutes after the first time it happened, there'd be groups of female Black Widows, sat around in their pyjamas, eating ice-cream, saying "Men! You can't trust them!" Statto: True.

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Bin Thinking About Joining the Ranks of Green Heroes ; the Old Romantics

Stu: And the second thing it proves is that again, blokes, whatever the species, just want to get their leg-over and never think about the consequences! Statto: Yup! Stu: Anyway, what are...

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