Where Were You When Elvis Died - and Did You Care? ; the Old Romantics
Lincolnshire Echo › September 30, 2009
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STU: What you up to then? STATTO: I've just been on YouTube. Did you see Serena Williams abusing that line judge at the US Open? There's been proper outrage about her threatening to shove a ball down the female judge's throat.
STU: I don't wish to sound sick, mate, but was I the only one who was slightly aroused by the thought of a muscular black woman forcing an oriental bird to gag on a tennis ball? STATTO: You're an outrage!See the full content of this document
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Where Were You When Elvis Died - and Did You Care? ; the Old Romantics
STU: What? STATTO: You always have to shock don't you? STU: Well, I'm going to shock you even more now.
STATTO: Look, you just keep yourself zipped up and we'll stay mates - deal? STU: No, I me...See the full content of this document
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